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You must be copper and tellurium. Because you're Cu-Te. Copy Are you fluorine? Because you're highly reactive and I can't resist. Copy You're sodium. Na-turally beautiful. Copy You're a noble gas. Too stable to ignore, too perfect to leave. Copy All I see is U and I together. Must be that uranium and iodine combo. Copy Our love is a redox reaction. Give and take, and it keeps getting stronger. Copy Every time you're near, I feel a reaction. Must be catalytic. Copy You're exothermic. Things heat up whenever you're around. Copy If I were an enzyme, I'd unzip your genes and see what makes you perfect. Copy You're like a titration. The closer I get, the more I want to reach the endpoint. Copy Forget hydrogen. You're my number one element. Copy You're like oxygen. I literally can't live without you. Copy If the periodic table was mine to rearrange, U would be right next to I. Copy Beryllium and barium walk into a bar. The bartender says sorry, we only serve BaBe. Copy You've got 11 protons. Sodium fine. Copy You're made of fluorine, iodine, and neon. F-I-Ne. Copy You're a catalyst. You speed up my heart rate instantly. Copy You're pH 14. So basic, but I love it. Copy I'm an electron. I feel negative until I get close to you. Copy Let's form a covalent bond. I'll share everything with you. Copy You're like Avogadro's number. One in a mole-ion. Copy My love for you has a half-life. It never fades. Copy You're the missing element on my periodic table. Copy I want to date you radioactively. Carbon dating would confirm we're perfect. Copy We skipped lab safety. There's definitely a spark here. Copy You've got more pull than gravity in a chem lab. Copy My dopamine levels spike every time I see you. It's scientifically concerning. Copy We don't need a lab report. We both know this works. Copy If we were molecules, I'd be the ligand to your active site. Permanent bond. Copy You're a solution. I'm the solute. Together we're a perfect mixture. Copy Are you concentrated sulfuric acid? Because you're dehydrating me. Copy You must be a buffer solution because you keep my pH balanced. Copy I think we have London dispersion forces. Temporary, but strong enough to matter. Copy You must be a chiral molecule because you're the mirror image of perfection. Copy Are you an isomer? Because you have the same formula but you're uniquely better. Copy You're like gold. Au-some and highly valuable. Copy You must be organic chemistry because you're complex but fascinating. Copy Are you a solvent? Because I'm dissolving in you. Copy You're the precipitate that forms the most beautiful crystal. Copy You must be an activated complex because being with you lowers my activation energy. Copy Are you made of neon? Because you're glowing with beauty! Copy Do you have a periodic table? Because I'd like to know how you're elementally perfect. Copy You must be a chemical reaction, because my heart is exploding with joy. Copy Do you have any sodium? Because I feel NaNaNaNaNa. Copy Are you made of nitrogen? Because you make me feel all 'N'credible! Copy If you were a molecule, you'd be caffeine because you're keeping me energized. Copy Are you a valence electron? Because you make my bond feel complete. Copy Do you have a pH of 14? Because you're making me feel all basic. Copy Are you a solution? Because I can't stop dissolving into your eyes. Copy Are you made of lead? Because you're making my heart weigh a ton. Copy Are you into science? Because I LAB you! Copy If we were elements, we'd be a perfect compound. always bonding together! Copy You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar, and you smell twice as sweet. Copy I might be a chemistry major, but I'd never Bohr you. Copy Are you made of plutonium? Because you're just my type! Copy Are you the missing element in my life? Copy Do you have a PhD in chemistry? Because you're making my heart 'react' in all the right ways. Copy Do you have any platinum in you? Because you're absolutely priceless! Copy Are you made of potassium? Because you're K-razy cute! Copy