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Corny Rizz Lines
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Corny Rizz Lines
Cheesy, punny lines that are so bad they're good
50 lines
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
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You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te.
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
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Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
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Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
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You must be a bank loan because you have my interest.
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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
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If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.
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You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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Are you a staircase? Because you take my breath away.
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Do you have a pencil? Because I want to write our future together.
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If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
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Are you a mirror? Because I see myself with you.
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You must be a clown because you make me smile without even trying.
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Are you a library book? Because I want to check you out.
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Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
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You must be a comedian because you've got me laughing without even telling a joke.
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Are you jigsaw puzzle? Because something tells me we fit together.
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You must be really good at hide and seek because I can't find anyone better than you.
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Are you a shooting star? Because I just made a wish on you.
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If you were a chicken, you'd be im-peck-able.
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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy.
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Do you have a library card? Because I'm totally checking you out.
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Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright.
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Something's wrong with my eyes — I can't take them off you.
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We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.
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Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
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Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth there's no one else like you.
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If you were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you.
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Are you a pizza? Because you've got a piece of my heart.
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You butter be mine, or I'm toast.
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Are you French fries? Because I'm totally fried over you.
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If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
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You're nacho average crush.
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Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet enough to eat.
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You must be cheese because you make my life grate.
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Are you coffee? Because you keep me up all night.
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I must be a cookie because I'm falling for you.
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Are you honey? Because you're un-bee-lievably sweet.
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You're the spice to my taco.
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Are you a strawberry? Because I'll always pick you.
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